Quote of the Day

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
-- David Letterman

Quote of the Day

I would recommend that skeptics devote even more effort than they do now to understanding the reasons why so many people want or need to believe.
-- Murray Gell-Mann

Quote of the Day

Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
-- Bender Unit 22

Quote of the Day

Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.
-- Terry Pratchett (Night Watch)

Week in Review

-	Behind Blue Eyes
-	Quote of the Day
-	MST3K 0102 – The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
-	830,000
-	Mmmm, Vegetarian Ham
-	Bad News Everyone
-	MST3K 0514 – Teen-Age Strangler
-	Reading: _Homunculus_
-	MST3K 0101 – The Crawling Eye
-	MST3K 0322 – Master Ninja I

Quote of the Day

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of.
-- Douglas Adams

Quote of the Day

A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.
-- David Hume

Quote of the Day

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Quote of the Day

I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.
-- Philip J. Fry

Quote of the Day

I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.

I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
-- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

Quote of the Day

In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

Quote of the Day

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
-- George Carlin

Week in Review

-	Drive, She Said
-	Quote of the Day
-	One Sentence Summary
-	Mmmm, Mail Order Korean Seaweed
-	Bender Wood Stove Wants You to Bite His Shiny Metal Ass
-	MST3K 0512 – Mitchell
-	Tax Day
-	MST3K 1005 – Blood Waters of Dr. Z
-	MST3K 0822 – Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
-	Tomorrow

Quote of the Day

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
-- Steven Wright

Quote of the Day

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
-- Stephen Wright

Quote of the Day

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
-- Rita Rudner

Quote of the Day

Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again.
-- The Brain

Quote of the Day

The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.
-- H.L. Mencken

Week in Review

-	Tomorrow
-	Quote of the Day
-	820,000
-	Horrifyingly Violent Manner
-	The Sopranos in Middle Earth
-	MST3K 0511 – Gunslinger
-	Battleships
-	MST3K 0406 – Attack of the Giant Leeches
-	MST3K 1012 – Squirm
-	Steam

Quote of the Day

Why do people keep insisting that I join the twenty-first century? I live in the twenty-first century! I just don't want to be bothered by the shitheads on the internet!
-- Harlan Ellison

Quote of the Day

This isn't a rental car - it's privately owned.
-- David Byrne (True Stories)

Quote of the Day

Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
-- Terry Pratchett

Quote of the Day

America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
-- Homer J. Simpson

Quote of the Day

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-- Siddhartha Gautama

Quote of the Day

When the music changes, so does the dance.
-- African proverb

Week in Review

-	Steam
-	Quote of the Day
-	Summer Falls
-	National Fish Fingers and Custard Day
-	Dystopian Socialistic Hellholes
-	MST3K 0503 – Swamp Diamonds
-	Nightmarish Easter Bunnies
-	MST3K 0806 – The Undead
-	Easter Yeggs
-	MST3K 0306 – Time of the Apes

Quote of the Day

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
-- Steven Wright

Quote of the Day

I look into the mirror
I see no happiness
All the warmth I gave you
Has turned to emptiness
The love we had has fallen
The love we used to share
You've left me here believing
In love that wasn't there
-- Yes

Quote of the Day

Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox

Quote of the Day

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
-- George Carlin

Quote of the Day

Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
-- Kryten 2X4B 523P