Quote of the Day

When I meet a man I ask myself, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
-- Rita Rudner

Week in Review

-	Mmmm, Barbecued Iguana
-	Quote of the Day
-	Happy Holidays
-	Mmmm, Hanukkah Ham
-	Happy Thanksgiving
-	Mmmm, Mail Order Turkey
-	Butterballs of Doom
-	Cooking with Thermite
-	Unclear on the Concept
-	MST3K 0902 – The Phantom Planet

Quote of the Day

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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All theoretical chemistry is really physics; and all theoretical chemists know it.
-- Richard P. Feynman

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Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
-- Marcus Aurelius

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Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
-- Jack Handey

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
-- Mark Twain

Week in Review

-	Life in a Northern Town
-	Quote of the Day
-	Spend that Beer on Weed
-	Mmmm, SQL Coated Raisins
-	Monty Python Reunion Planned
-	MST3K 0821 – Time Chasers
-	Reading: _The Long Earth_
-	The Night of the Doctor
-	MST3K Short – Are You Ready for Marriage?
-	This Too Shall Pass

Quote of the Day

It's a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.
-- Harry S. Truman

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Then you have to say one or other of two things. Either God only speaks to a very small percentage of mankind--which happens to include yourself--or He deliberately says things are not true in talking to the consciences of savages.
-- Bertrand Russell

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It's hard to have a righteous opinion on the environment when you're as selfish and uninformed as I am. On one hand, I'm a cat-loving vegetarian who ought to care deeply about the caribou or koala bears or bats or whatever they have in Alaska. On the other hand, I live in California so I'd be willing to squeeze school children to death if I thought some oil would come out.
-- Scott Adams

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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
-- A. Whitney Brown

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Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.
-- Thomas Paine

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Mmmm, Gummy-beer.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Quote of the Day

Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone's responsible!
-- Detective (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

Week in Review

-	This Too Shall Pass
-	Quote of the Day
-	The Fish Slapping Dance
-	Mmmm, Live Seafoods
-	Have you not heard?
-	MST3K 0818 – Devil Doll
-	The Day of the Doctor Trailer
-	The Gales of November
-	980,000
-	MST3K Short – Here Comes The Circus

Quote of the Day

I'd mock you, but the challenge is gone.
-- Dogbert

Quote of the Day

I don't know why, but first C programs tend to look a lot worse than first programs in any other language (maybe except for fortran, but then I suspect all fortran programs look like "firsts")
-- Olaf Kirch

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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near? I'm guessing it might have something to do with your birdseed sombrero.
-- Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)

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Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.
-- Sandra Boynton

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I ask for so little. And boy do I get it.
-- Dilbert

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Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
-- H.G. Wells

Quote of the Day

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
-- Demetri Martin

Week in Review

-	This Must Be the Place
-	Quote of the Day
-	Inject the Pot Daily
-	Macaroni And Cheese Pie With A Bacon Lattice
-	Siri
-	MST3K 0815 – Agent for H.A.R.M.
-	The Penultimate Truth
-	MST3K Short – The Truck Farmer
-	Mysterious Ways
-	Here’s a Halloween movie…

Quote of the Day

Irrationality is the square root of all evil.
-- Douglas Hofstadter

Quote of the Day

True ornament is not a matter of prettifying externals. It is organic with the structure it adorns, whether a person, a building, or a park. At its best it is an emphasis of structure, a realization in graceful terms of the nature of that which is ornamented.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Quote of the Day

Like the wind crying endlessly through the universe, Time carries away the names and the deeds of conquerors and commoners alike. And all that we are, all that remains, is in the memories of those who cared we came this way for a brief moment.
-- Harlan Ellison

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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
-- Rita Rudner

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... C++ offers even more flexible control over the visibility of member objects and member functions. Specifically, members may be placed in the public, private, or protected parts of a class. Members declared in the public parts are visible to all clients; members declared in the private parts are fully encapsulated; and members declared in the protected parts are visible only to the class itself and its subclasses. C++ also supports the notion of *friends*: cooperative classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts.
-- Grady Booch, "Object Oriented Design with Applications"

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
-- H.L. Mencken

Quote of the Day

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
-- Eric Idle

Week in Review

-	Mysterious Ways
-	Quote of the Day
-	Here’s a Halloween movie…
-	Mmmm, Vegetarian Chicken Gizzards
-	It’s Fine!
-	MST3K 0814 – Riding with Death
-	Weird Fonts and Colors…
-	MST3K Short – What to Do on a Date
-	Losing My Religion
-	970,000

Quote of the Day

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
-- Bertrand Russell