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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

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In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

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True, it returns "" for false, but "" is an even more interesting number than 0.
-- Larry Wall in <199707300650.XAA05515@wall.org>

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America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain... well, all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson

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Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
-- Mort Sahl

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Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?
-- Homer J. Simpson

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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
-- Terry Pratchett

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I don't own a computer, or a modem, or anything like that; I still work on a manual typewriter, by choice, and to those who consider me a Luddite I say: Fuck you and yo mama. I operate at the level of technology that best suits my needs. And I type at 120 words per minute --two fingers --I make no mistakes, and my manuscripts are real. You can pick them up and hold them. My typewriter doesn't dump it's memory --I don't lose a book.
-- Harlan Ellison

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Words are the litmus paper of the minds. If you find yourself in the power of someone who will use the word "commence" in cold blood, go somewhere else very quickly. But if they say "Enter", don't stop to pack.
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

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As in certain cults it is possible to kill a process if you know its true name.
-- Ken Thompson and Dennis M. Ritchie

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I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn't going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

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Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.
-- Nelson Muntz

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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
-- Randal Graves

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Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
-- Voltaire

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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
-- Douglas Adams

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Talent is cheap, and many talents treat themselves cheaply.
-- Bill Evans

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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
-- Voltaire

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He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
-- Rudyard Kipling

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You know what, I am gonna have that third steak after all.
-- Ron Swanson