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Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination.
-- Frank Zappa

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I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ten years away. And what I thought was ten years away... it was already here. I just wasn't aware of it yet.
-- Bruce Sterling

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A master drummer must have seven eyes.
-- African proverb

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We've got a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
-- The Shoveler

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I'll die if I miss Scooby-Doo.
-- Neil Pye

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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
-- Rita Rudner

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx

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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
-- Douglas Adams

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
-- Mark Twain

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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
-- Douglas Adams

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Is there another word for synonym?
-- George Carlin

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I woke up this morning with a bloody nose. I thought, "how did this get into bed with me?"
-- Emo Philips

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I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
-- Homer J. Simpson

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In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent." I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
-- Stephen J. Gould

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A free press can of course be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom it will never be anything but bad.... Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better, whereas enslavement is a certainty of the worse.
-- Albert Camus

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I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.
-- Bartholomew J. Simpson

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I would defend the liberty of consenting adult creationists to practice whatever intellectual perversions they like in the privacy of their own homes, but it is necessary to protect the young and innocent.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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A child can go only so far in life without potty training. It is not mere coincidence that six of the last seven presidents were potty trained, not to mention nearly half of the nation's state legislators.
-- Dave Barry

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If only more Christians read their bibles there'd be less Christians.
-- Derek W. Clayton

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You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion.... Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
-- Aldous Huxley

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Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
-- Dorothy Parker

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Adventure is just bad planning.
-- Roald Amundsen

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Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke", but to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.
-- Jack Handey

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown

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We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
-- The Shoveler

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C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup

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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-- Alfred E. Newman

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Frank Zappa

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson