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You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
-- Frank Zappa

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Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?
-- Jack Handey

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We had it tough ... I had to get up at 9 o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of dry poison, work 29 hours down mill, and when we came home our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our grave singing Halelleuia ...
-- Monty Python

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I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage

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My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights -- or very early mornings -- when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour ... booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turnoff to take when I got to the other end ... but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: no doubt at all about that.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

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There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
-- Cicero

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Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
-- David Letterman

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Never hurts to have a second set of prints on a gun.
-- Nelson Muntz

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I can't believe Liberace was gay! Women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.
-- Austin Powers

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I figure that if God actually does exist, He's big enough to understand an honest difference of opinion.
-- Isaac Asimov