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He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.
-- Terry Pratchett (Small Gods)

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that.
-- Jack Handey

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The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.
-- Mark Twain

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Risch's decision procedure for integration, not surprisingly, uses a recursion on the number and type of the extensions from the rational functions needed to represent the integrand. Although the algorithm follows and critically depends upon the appropriate structure of the input, as in the case of multivariate factorization, we cannot claim that the algorithm is a natural one. In fact, the creator of differential algebra, Ritt, committed suicide in the early 1950's, largely, it is claimed, because few paid attention to his work. Probably he would have received more attention had he obtained the algorithm as well.
-- Joel Moses, Algorithms and Complexity, ed. J.F. Traub

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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
-- SpongeBob SquarePants

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
-- Terry Pratchett

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Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.
-- David St. Hubbins

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The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed."
-- Dorothy Parker

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Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock

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I do not fear death, in view of the fact that I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
-- Mark Twain

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Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
-- Bertrand Russell

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The more data I punch in this card, the lighter it becomes, and the lower the mailing cost.
-- S. Kelly-Bootle (The Devil's DP Dictionary)

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The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
-- Albert Einstein

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In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles.
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

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We tune bacause we care.
-- Stan Ridgway (Tuff Sheds and Carrot Cake)

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Mmmm, sacrilicious.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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In real life it is always the anvil that breaks the hammer.
-- George Orwell

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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald E. Knuth