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If you have trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams

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I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
-- Jack Handey

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Anyone who imagines that all fruits ripen at the same time as the strawberries, knows nothing about grapes.
-- Philippus Paracelsus

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2007-09-14
-	The Inaccuracy of Lauren Green’s Knowledge of Geography
-	Will from Jenny Brooks
-	Disturbing Imagery
-	A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites
-	Reading: _Desolation Island_
-	Friday Random Ten: 2007-09-07
-	Insurance Fraud
-	CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR EMAIL ID WON
-	DCA World Championships - Rochester, NY

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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
-- Aldous Huxley

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We owe it to ourselves as respectable human beings, as thinking human beings, to do what we can to make humanity more rational...Humanists recognize that it is only when people feel free to think for themselves, using reason as their guide, that they are best capable of developing values that succeed in satisfying human needs and serving human interests.
-- Isaac Asimov

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You know what's remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.
-- Austin Powers

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Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
-- Bender Unit 22

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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
-- Stanislaw Lem

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Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.
-- Richard P. Feynman