Quote of the Day

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.
-- Arab proverb

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Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
-- Emo Philips

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I figured out what's wrong with life: it's other people.
-- Dilbert

Quote of the Day

In Vegas, everyone goes everywhere in limos. Las Vegas is just a giant prom night for adults who are very bad at math.
-- Penn Jillette

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The foundation of morality should not be made dependent on myth nor tied to any authority lest doubt about the myth or about the legitimacy of the authority imperil the foundation of sound judgment and action.
-- Albert Einstein

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echo $package has manual pages available in source form.
echo "However, you don't have nroff, so they're probably useless to you."
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-01-11
-	State Senator John Loudon in an Idiot
-	A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites
-	If Fred Thompson can run…
-	Reading: _War at Sea: A Naval History of World War II_
-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-01-04
-	Radical Cleric Pat Robertson was wrong
-	2007: Yet Another Year in Review
-	Friday Random Ten: 2007-12-28
-	Humor

Quote of the Day

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield

Quote of the Day

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
-- Mark Twain