Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top.
-- Bender Unit 22
Friday, May 09, 2008
Quote of the Day
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Quote of the Day
I used to think that cyberspace was fifty years away. What I thought was fifty years away, was only ten years away. And what I thought was ten years away... it was already here. I just wasn't aware of it yet.
-- Bruce Sterling
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Quote of the Day
I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.
I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
-- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Quote of the Day
If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Monday, May 05, 2008
Quote of the Day
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.
-- Jack Handey
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Quote of the Day
The road to this paradise was not as comfortable and alluring as the road to the religious paradise; but it has shown itself reliable, and I have never regretted having chosen it.
-- Albert Einstein
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Quote of the Day
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
-- Albert Einstein
Week in Review
Friday, May 02, 2008
Quote of the Day
Remember, it is illegal to lick door knobs on other planets.
-- SpongeBob SquarePants
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Quote of the Day
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
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