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I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.
-- Emo Philips

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A man is as old as the woman he feels.
-- Groucho Marx

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Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
-- Clifford C. Clavin Jr.

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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed; they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock!
-- Orson Welles

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Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me?
--Homer J. Simpson

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-06-13
-	Obama vs. McCain on the WWW
-	Reading: _Sixty Days and Counting_
-	A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites
-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-06-06
-	170,000
-	Mmmm, Canned Bacon
-	A Guide to Christian Clichés and Phrases
-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-05-30
-	Electric Computers

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He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
-- David Frost

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Melodrama coming from you is about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
-- Randal Graves

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Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain

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We scientists, whose tragic destiny it has been to make the methods of annihilation ever more gruesome and more effective, must consider it our solemn and transcendent duty to do all in our power in preventing these weapons from being used for the brutal purpose for which they were invented.
-- Albert Einstein