Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
-- Homer J. Simpson
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Quote of the Day
Wednesday, July 08, 2009
Quote of the Day
... C++ offers even more flexible control over the visibility of member objects and member functions. Specifically, members may be placed in the public, private, or protected parts of a class. Members declared in the public parts are visible to all clients; members declared in the private parts are fully encapsulated; and members declared in the protected parts are visible only to the class itself and its subclasses. C++ also supports the notion of *friends*: cooperative classes that are permitted to see each other's private parts.
-- Grady Booch, "Object Oriented Design with Applications"
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
Quote of the Day
It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
-- Archie Bunker
Monday, July 06, 2009
Quote of the Day
This so-called "new religion" is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Let us say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate!
-- Reverend Timothy Lovejoy
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Quote of the Day
And, isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit!
-- The Tick
Saturday, July 04, 2009
Quote of the Day
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-- Jack Handey
Week in Review
Friday, July 03, 2009
Quote of the Day
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Quote of the Day
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
-- David Letterman
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Quote of the Day
We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
-- Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan
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