Friday, June 17, 2011

Quote of the Day

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
-- I. F. Stone

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Quote of the Day

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-- Douglas Adams

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Quote of the Day

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Quote of the Day

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
-- Terry Pratchett

Monday, June 13, 2011

Quote of the Day

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Stephen Wright

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Quote of the Day

"What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God."

"I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make Him out to be."

-- Joseph Heller (Catch-22)

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Quote of the Day

The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.
-- Bertrand Russell

Week in Review

- Angry Birds
- Quote of the Day
- A picture in need of a caption
- A Diet I Can Stick With
- Something like this needs to happen…
- MST3K 0811 – Parts: The Clonus Horror
- More Cowbell
- On the internet, …
- Stink-Foot
- Low Tech Angry Birds

Friday, June 10, 2011

Quote of the Day

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.
-- Brodie Bruce