We are number one! All others are number two, or lower.
-- The Sphinx
Thursday, February 09, 2012
Wednesday, February 08, 2012
Quote of the Day
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
-- Douglas Adams
Tuesday, February 07, 2012
Quote of the Day
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my father.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, February 06, 2012
Quote of the Day
Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt.
-- Sandra Boynton
Sunday, February 05, 2012
Saturday, February 04, 2012
Quote of the Day
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
-- Alexander Pope
Friday, February 03, 2012
Quote of the Day
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
"Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
-- Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
Thursday, February 02, 2012
Quote of the Day
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
-- Dave Barry
Wednesday, February 01, 2012
Quote of the Day
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
-- Jack Handey
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