In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Quote of the Day
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Quote of the Day
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, July 16, 2012
Quote of the Day
I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.
-- Berkeley Breathed
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Quote of the Day
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
-- Calvin Trillin
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Quote of the Day
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
-- George Carlin
Friday, July 13, 2012
Quote of the Day
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
-- Terry Pratchett
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Quote of the Day
Orthodoxy means not thinking - not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.
-- George Orwell
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Quote of the Day
If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
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