Friday, September 07, 2012

Quote of the Day

In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man's battles.
-- Eros (Plan 9 from Outer Space)

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Quote of the Day

It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the eighties. Those were idealistic days: the candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp. It was an exciting time to be young.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Quote of the Day

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
-- Jack Handey

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Quote of the Day

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

Monday, September 03, 2012

Quote of the Day

D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Quote of the Day

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx

Saturday, September 01, 2012

Quote of the Day

It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don't need it anymore you tell them another lie and tell them they're progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they'll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.
-- Terry Pratchett (Guards! Guards!)

Week in Review

- Baby Got Back
- Quote of the Day
- Paul Krugman Makes a Doctor Who Reference
- Mmmm, Mail Order Lard
- Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock
- MST3K 0416 – Fire Maidens of Outer Space
- Welcome to the 2012 Republican National Convention
- Cinematic Titanic – Legacy of Blood
- Another Day
- First American waffle iron