Quote of the Day

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde (The Portrait of Mr. W.H.)

Quote of the Day

I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer J. Simpson

Quote of the Day

To be a persecuted genius, you not only have to be persecuted, you also have to be right.
-- Isaac Asimov

Quote of the Day

He don't know me vewy well, DO he?
-- Bugs Bunny

Quote of the Day

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
-- Kent Brockman

Week in Review

-	The Sensual World
-	Quote of the Day
-	Empty-Headed Puppets Trying to Brainwash and Indoctrinate Americans
-	Mmmm, Organic Sand
-	More on Broun
-	MST3K 0423 – Bride of the Monster
-	Committee on Science, Space, and Technology
-	MST3K Short – Century 21 Calling
-	610,000
-	Mexican Wine

Quote of the Day

I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
-- Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)

Quote of the Day

No doubt soaring cathedrals, stirring music, moving stories and parables, help a bit. But by far the most important variable determining your religion is the accident of birth.
-- Richard Dawkins