Things aren't as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
-- Kent Brockman
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Quote of the Day
Friday, June 13, 2014
Quote of the Day
If a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not Ronald McDonald, do not eat the hamburger. Learned that the hard way.
-- Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Quote of the Day
Linux supports the notion of a command line or a shell for the same reason that only children read books with only pictures in them. Language, be it English or something else, is the only tool flexible enough to accomplish a sufficiently broad range of tasks.
-- Bill Garrett
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Quote of the Day
Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.
-- Dave Thomas (Strange Brew)
Monday, June 09, 2014
Quote of the Day
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
Friday, June 06, 2014
Thursday, June 05, 2014
Quote of the Day
His power lies apparently in his ability to choose incompetent enemies.
-- Crow T. Robot
Wednesday, June 04, 2014
Quote of the Day
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, June 02, 2014
Quote of the Day
Why don't you listen to something really classical like Mozart, Mendelsohn or Motorhead?
-- Arnold Judas Rimmer
Sunday, June 01, 2014
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