Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
-- Peter Ustinov
Friday, February 20, 2015
Quote of the Day
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Quote of the Day
I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
-- Homer J. Simpson
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Monday, February 16, 2015
Quote of the Day
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
-- Jack Handey
Sunday, February 15, 2015
Quote of the Day
No, I've framed animals before. I framed a raccoon for opening a Christmas present. And I framed a bear for eating out of the garbage.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Quote of the Day
He who hasn't hacked assembly language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
-- John Moore
Friday, February 13, 2015
Quote of the Day
In the stands here I see a young couple who must be in love -- they're kissing on every pitch. He's kissing her on the strikes, and she's kissing him on the balls.
-- Harry Caray
Thursday, February 12, 2015
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
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