Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Quote of the Day

The idea that an arbitrary naive human should be able to properly use a given tool without training or understanding is even more wrong for computing than it is for other tools (e.g. automobiles, airplanes, guns, power saws).
-- Doug Gwyn

Monday, March 09, 2015

Quote of the Day

Tourists -- have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
-- David Letterman

Sunday, March 08, 2015

Quote of the Day

What? It’s not even scratch and sniff? But if rich people think it’s good, I’ll buy it. One art, please!
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

Saturday, March 07, 2015

Quote of the Day

Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying, but the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.
-- Ron Swanson

Friday, March 06, 2015

Quote of the Day

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!
-- Mr. Furious

Thursday, March 05, 2015

Quote of the Day

Work was impossible. The geeks had broken my spirit. They had done too many things wrong. It was never like this for Mencken. He lived like a Prussian gambler -- sweating worse than Bryan on some nights and drunker than Judas on others. It was all a dehumanized nightmare...and these raddled cretins have the gall to complain about my deadlines.
-- Hunter Thompson, "Bad Nerves in Fat City" (Generation of Swine)

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Quote of the Day

Besides, even if they made all of the airplanes completely safe, the terrorists would simply start bombing other places that are crowded: pawnshops, crack houses, titty bars and gang bangs. You know, entertainment venues.
-- George Carlin

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Quote of the Day

Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
-- Stanislaw Lem

Monday, March 02, 2015

Quote of the Day

A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider godfearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.
-- Aristotle (384-322 BCE), "Politics"

Sunday, March 01, 2015

Quote of the Day

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan