Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
-- Douglas Adams
Monday, October 30, 2017
Quote of the Day
Sunday, October 29, 2017
Quote of the Day
A house is where you put your stuff when you're out buying other stuff.
-- George Carlin
Saturday, October 28, 2017
Quote of the Day
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
-- Groucho Marx
Friday, October 27, 2017
Quote of the Day
It's hard to have a righteous opinion on the environment when you're as selfish and uninformed as I am. On one hand, I'm a cat-loving vegetarian who ought to care deeply about the caribou or koala bears or bats or whatever they have in Alaska. On the other hand, I live in California so I'd be willing to squeeze school children to death if I thought some oil would come out.
-- Scott Adams
Thursday, October 26, 2017
Quote of the Day
It ain't supposed to make sense; it's faith. Faith is something that you believe that nobody in his right mind would believe.
-- Archie Bunker
Wednesday, October 25, 2017
Quote of the Day
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1/2 tons.
-- Popular Mechanics, March 1949
Tuesday, October 24, 2017
Quote of the Day
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
-- George Carlin
Monday, October 23, 2017
Quote of the Day
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
-- Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Quote of the Day
We look at the ancient Greeks with their gods on a mountain top throwing lightning bolts and say, "Those ancient Greeks. They were so silly. So primitive and naive. Not like our religions. We have burning bushes talking to people and guys walking on water. We're ...sophisticated."
-- Paul Provenza
Saturday, October 21, 2017
Quote of the Day
Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
-- Dante Hicks
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