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This isn't a rental car - it's privately owned.
-- David Byrne (True Stories)

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Booze takes a dull party and makes it better!
-- Joel Robinson

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Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.
-- Stephen Jay Gould (Dinosaur in a Haystack)

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Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

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Your music is bad and you should feel bad!
-- Doctor John A. Zoidberg

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You had me at meat tornado.
-- Ron Swanson

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What are all of us but self-reproducing robots? We have been put together by our genes and what we do is roam the world looking for a way to sustain ourselves and ultimately produce another robot child.
-- Richard Dawkins

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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov

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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

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Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
-- Orson Welles