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And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat lots of fresh vegetables.
-- The Tick

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I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.
-- Stephen Wright

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I do believe we need to go to a 24-hour fake news channel, Fox can't be the only fake news channel out there!
-- Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)

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echo $package has manual pages available in source form.
echo "However, you don't have nroff, so they're probably useless to you."
-- Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution

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I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities. But I've forgotten what it is. I have it written down at home somewhere.
-- David Byrne (True Stories)

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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things, like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman -- stuff you pay good money for in later life.
-- Emo Philips

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Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.
-- Jon Stewart

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So once again, we find that evil of the past seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap wax paper, mixing memory and desire.
-- The Tick

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Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.
-- Douglas Adams

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We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.
-- The Shoveler