Quote of the Day

Before I do anything I ask myself, "Would an idiot do that?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III

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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
-- Bertrand Russell

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A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi

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A vital difference between the professional man and a man of business is that money making to the professional man should, by virtue of his assumption, be incidental; to the business man it is primary. Money has its limitations; while it may buy quantity, there is something beyond it and that is quality.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
-- Henny Youngman

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I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do.
How I was I to know?
She was with the Russians too.

I was gambling in Havana,
I took a little risk.
Send lawyers, guns, and money,
Dad, get me out of this.
-- Warren Zevon, "Lawyers, Guns and Money"

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There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
-- Charles Anthony Richard Hoare

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
-- Groucho Marx

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As great scientists have said and as all children know, it is above all by the imagination that we achieve perception, and compassion, and hope.
-- Ursula K. Le Guin

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Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson