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Marge, please, old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied, so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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If a clown offers you a hamburger, and it's not Ronald McDonald, do not eat the hamburger. Learned that the hard way.
-- Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)

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No! No! NO! We're not watching the bloody Good Life! Bloody bloody bloody! I hate it! It's so bloody nice! Felicity "Treacle" Kendall and Richard "Sugar-Flavored-Snot" Briars! What do they do now? Chocolate bloody Button ads, that's what! They're just a couple of reactionary stereotypes, confirming the myth that everyone in Britain is a lovable, middle-class eccentric - and I - HATE - THEM!
-- Vyvyan Basterd

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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.
-- Johann Von Neumann

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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.
-- Douglas Adams

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Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
-- Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

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[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.
-- Terry Pratchett (Monstrous Regiment)

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We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
-- Scott Pilgrim

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Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
-- Frank Zappa