Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease, and burnt crunchy bits.
-- Terry Pratchett (Men at Arms)
Tuesday, May 10, 2022
Quote of the Day
Monday, May 09, 2022
Quote of the Day
Politics and the fate of mankind are formed by men without ideals and without greatness. Those who have greatness within them do not go in for politics.
-- Albert Camus
Sunday, May 08, 2022
Quote of the Day
Are you correcting me? Don't correct me! I'm a Pantera's box you do NOT want to open!
-- Mr. Furious
Saturday, May 07, 2022
Friday, May 06, 2022
Quote of the Day
Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
-- Bob Marley
Thursday, May 05, 2022
Quote of the Day
I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
-- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
Wednesday, May 04, 2022
Quote of the Day
Jazz does not belong to one race or culture, but is a gift that America has given the world.
-- Ahmad Alaadeen
Tuesday, May 03, 2022
Quote of the Day
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, May 02, 2022
Quote of the Day
For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
-- Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites)
Sunday, May 01, 2022
Quote of the Day
Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food, I can drive a taxi, I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist. Because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
-- Dwight Kurt Schrute III
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