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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson

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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.
-- Peter Ustinov

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There was no difference between the behavior of a god and the operations of pure chance...
-- Thomas Pynchon (Gravity's Rainbow)

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There's nothing wrong with murder, just as long as you let Bender whet his beak.
-- Bender Unit 22

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I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.
-- Philip J. Fry

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It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
-- Mark Twain

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-- Stephen Wright

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One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphod was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think and wanted someone else to do it for him, pretending to be so outrageously stupid to hide the fact that he actually didn't understand what was going on, and really being genuinely stupid. He was reknowned for being quite clever and quite clearly was so -- but not all the time, which obviously worried him, hence the act. He preferred people to be puzzled rather than contemptuous. This above all appeared to Trillian to be genuinely stupid, but she could no longer be bothered to argue about.
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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And thank you most of all for nuclear power, which is yet to cause a single proven fatality, at least in this country.
-- Homer J. Simpson