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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
-- Aaron McGruder

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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?"
-- Terry Pratchett (Pyramids)

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
-- Aldous Huxley

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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
-- John Stuart Mill

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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
-- Dave Barry

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I'm not a bad guy. I work hard and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
-- Homer J. Simpson

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The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
-- Seth MacFarlane

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The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein

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Barry, there is no hell. There is only France.
-- Frank Zappa, "You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore"

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I bet it's hard to break farmers of the old superstitions like "Tornado got Old Yeller, stay in the cellar."
-- Jack Handey