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People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
-- Emo Philips

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
-- Joseph Heller (Catch-22)

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It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
-- Bertrand Russell

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You can tell Buddha was never married. Otherwise his wife would have always been saying, "What are you gonna do, sit around like that all day?"
-- Garry Shandling

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That which is hateful to you, do not do to your fellow. That is the whole Torah; the rest is the explanation; go and learn.
-- Hillel the Elder

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I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it.
-- Thomas Jefferson

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Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He'd been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a postgraduate student at the University of What Some Bloke In the Pub Told Me.
-- Terry Pratchett

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I can't believe Liberace was gay! Women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.
-- Austin Powers

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Claude believed that only smart attractive people had the right to fuck, and it sincerely hurt him when he discovered evidence to the contrary.
-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)

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My religion is to do good.
-- Thomas Paine