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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- Dave Barry

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There's nothing so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves.
-- Jack Handey

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Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again.
-- The Brain

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You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.
-- The Sphinx

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We could jam in Joe's garage,
we didn't have no dope or LSD,
but a coupl'o'quarts o'beer,
would fix it so the intonation,
would not offend your ear.
-- Frank Zappa

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Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.
-- Exodus 21:20-21:21

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The History of every major Galactic Civilization tends to pass through three distinct and recognizable phases, those of Survival, Inquiry, and Sophistication, otherwise known as the How, Why, and Where phases. For instance, the first phase is characterized by the question "How can we eat?" the second by "Why do we eat?" and the third by "Where shall we have lunch?".
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny.
-- Frank Zappa

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You drank beer, you played golf, you watched football - WE EVOLVED!
-- Frank Zappa