Quote of the Day

Talent is cheap, and many talents treat themselves cheaply.
-- Bill Evans

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We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
-- George Carlin

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Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
-- John Stuart Mill

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Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
-- George Carlin

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-04-25
-	C++ functions to convert between decimal degrees and degrees, minutes, and seconds
-	2500 Comments
-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-04-18
-	Mr. Richard Ohene
-	Michael Medved: Idiot
-	April 15
-	Friday Random Ten: 2008-04-11
-	Reading: _Freakonomics_
-	Rep. Monique Davis: “Get out of here, atheists!”

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
-- Henny Youngman

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Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.
-- Jack Handey

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D'oh! English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
--Yogi Berra