As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.
-- Mick Shrimpton
Sunday, November 30, 2008
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Saturday, November 29, 2008
Quote of the Day
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Stephen Wright
Friday, November 28, 2008
Quote of the Day
I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
-- Jack Handey
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Quote of the Day
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Quote of the Day
He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.
-- Abraham Lincoln
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Quote of the Day
The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss, and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other.
-- Sir Francis Bacon
Monday, November 24, 2008
Quote of the Day
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Fields
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Quote of the Day
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
-- Douglas Adams
Saturday, November 22, 2008
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