For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
-- Terry Pratchett (Equal Rites)
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Quote of the Day
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Quote of the Day
I have to admit I have a monkey on my back. It represents my crippling addiction to monkeys.
-- Stephen Colbert (via Twitter)
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Quote of the Day
The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.
-- Jack Handey
Monday, December 26, 2011
Quote of the Day
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
-- George Carlin
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Quote of the Day
The trinitarian believes a virgin to be the mother of a son who is her maker.
-- Sir Francis Bacon
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Quote of the Day
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
-- Albert Einstein
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