In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
-- Nigel Tufnel
Saturday, January 31, 2015
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Friday, January 30, 2015
Thursday, January 29, 2015
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There was no place in the land where the seeker could not find some small budding sign of pity for the slave. No place in all the land but one-- the pulpit. It yielded last; it always does. It fought a strong and stubborn fight, and then did what it always does, joined the procession-- at the tail end. Slavery fell. The slavery texts in the Bible remained; the practice changed; that was all.
-- Mark Twain
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
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I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
-- Groucho Marx
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Today's thrilling story has been brought to you by Mushies, the great new cereal that gets soggy even without milk or cream. Join us soon for more spectacular adventure starring... Tippy, the Wonder Dog!
-- Bob & Ray
Monday, January 26, 2015
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Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening (Love is Hell)
Sunday, January 25, 2015
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Now, don't you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there.
-- Paula Trent (Plan 9 from Outer Space)
Saturday, January 24, 2015
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Oh, there will be a day of reckoning for you, non-believer! A totalling of sums and a snapping of necks, and you will count yourself among the damned!
-- Jodene Sparks
Friday, January 23, 2015
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I'm not impressed by what college your kid is going to. George Bush went to Yale. The End.
-- Bill Maher
Thursday, January 22, 2015
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