Quote of the Day

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
-- Homer J. Simpson

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A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence.
-- David Hume

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You're not me, therefore you're irrelevent.
-- Dogbert

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The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
-- William Gibson

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Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander. With blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.
-- Bender Unit 22

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My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wright

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"Whoopee" was such a beautiful word and then Bob Eubanks had to go and cheapen it.
-- James Urbaniak (via Twitter)

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In a mad world only the mad are sane.
-- Akira Kurosawa

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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value.
-- Carl Sagan

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Like most of life's problems, this one can be solved with bending.
-- Bender Unit 22