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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
-- Ron Swanson

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The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion.
-- Thomas Paine (The Age of Reason, 1794)

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There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson

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Bender's a genius!
-- Bender Unit 22

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I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
-- George Carlin

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He asked me if I knew what time it was -- I said yes, but not right now.
-- Stephen Wright

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I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handey

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Nationalism is an infantile sickness. It is the measles of the human race.
-- Albert Einstein

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Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

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Jazz is not dead...it just smells funny.
-- Frank Zappa