6:00 am: Gym
8:00 am: Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and mimosas)
9:00 am: Hair appointment (full-body or head only)
10:00 am: Shopping (preferably at Neiman's or Saks)
12:00 pm: Brunch
2:00 pm: Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, state, and local governments, as well as all other forms of world government, destroy all healthy intersex marriages, replace all school counsellors in grades K-12 with agents from Colo mbian and Jamaican drug cartels, bulldoze all houses of worship, secure total control of the Internet and all mass media.
2:15 pm: Be fabulous
2:30 pm: Mud mask and forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest.
3:00 pm: Redecorate
4:00 pm: Cocktails
6:00 pm: Light Dinner (soup, salad with romaine, radicchio, arugula, and balsamic vinaigrette dressing, and Pouilly Fuisse).
8:00 pm: Theatre
10:30 pm: "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!"
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