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There are two essential rules of management. One: the customer is always right. Two: they must be punished for their arrogance.
-- Dogbert

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First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.
-- Honore de Balzac

Week in Review

-	Useless Crap Nobody Needs to Know
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Steam Trek
-	Aren’t you Kent?
-	A Technical Summary of the Major Presidential Candidates’ Web sites
-	UK National Lottery Online Sweepstakes
-	Reading: _Post Captain_
-	Friday Random Ten
-	Insincere Compensation
-	So What

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Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.
-- Matt Groening

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If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
-- Chinese proverb

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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
-- Doug Larson

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
-- Groucho Marx

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Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else." Then everybody would leave the Cricket Boy alone, and I'd invite him over to spend the night at my house, but after about five minutes of that loud chirping I'd have to kick him out. Maybe later we could get up a petition to get the Cricket Family run out of town. Bye, Cricket Boy.
-- Jack Handey

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If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.
-- Douglas Adams