Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2010-01-08
-	Coast Guard to Terminate Loran-C on Feb. 8
-	Oh, Really?
-	A Healthier Alternative to Life
-	Zoidberg!
-	Audio Cable Scams
-	What am I, a farmer?
-	Friday Random Ten: 2010-01-01
-	2009: Yet Another Year in Review
-	Putting things into perspective

Quote of the Day

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
-- Eugene McCarthy

Quote of the Day

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Quote of the Day

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
-- Bertrand Russell

Quote of the Day

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the lightbulb.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Quote of the Day

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
-- Jack Handey

Quote of the Day

You look like a woman who appreciates the finer things in life. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

Week in Review

-	Friday Random Ten: 2010-01-01
-	Putting things into perspective
-	Woman caught anthrax from drums
-	Premium Cables
-	Even More Newtonian Swag
-	Why December 25th?
-	Friday Random Ten: 2009-12-25
-	So, shall I begin the Christmas story?
-	Unclear on the Concept
-	It’s a Philip K. Dick Christmas

Quote of the Day

But this one goes to eleven.
-- Nigel Tufnel