Sunday, January 29, 2017

Quote of the Day

The whole earth is in jail and we're plotting this incredible jailbreak.
-- Wavy Gravy

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Quote of the Day

Mmmm, Gummy-beer.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Friday, January 27, 2017

Quote of the Day

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Quote of the Day

Outer space shows are for children and stupid people.
-- Space Ghost

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Quote of the Day

Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails, whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
-- Captain Ahab (Moby Dick)

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Quote of the Day

Mmmm, purple.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Monday, January 23, 2017

Quote of the Day

Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. On my command all ships will line up and file directly into the alien death cannons, clogging them with wreckage.
-- Captain Zapp Brannigan

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Quote of the Day

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
-- Henny Youngman

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Quote of the Day

What have been [Christianity's] fruits? More or less in all places, pride and indolence in the Clergy, ignorance and servility in the laity; in both, superstition, bigotry and persecution.
-- James Madison

Friday, January 20, 2017

Quote of the Day

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
-- H.L. Mencken