Wednesday, September 30, 2020

Quote of the Day

Oh no! Not the magnet!
-- Bender Unit 22

Tuesday, September 29, 2020

Quote of the Day

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
-- Homer J. Simpson

Monday, September 28, 2020

Quote of the Day

Almost anything derogatory you could say about today's software design would be accurate.
-- K.E. Iverson

Sunday, September 27, 2020

Quote of the Day

I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.
-- Blue Raja

Saturday, September 26, 2020

Quote of the Day

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson

Friday, September 25, 2020

Quote of the Day

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs, or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.
-- Hunter Thompson

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Quote of the Day

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
-- Stephen Jay Gould

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Quote of the Day

The connection between the language in which we think/program and the problems and solutions we can imagine is very close. For this reason restricting language features with the intent of eliminating programmer errors is at best dangerous.
-- Bjarne Stroustrup (The C++ Programming Language)

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Quote of the Day

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
-- Peter Ustinov

Monday, September 21, 2020

Quote of the Day

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
-- Arturo Toscanini