John Bolton is like that dickish junior manager at an Applebee's.
-- Jon Stewart
Wednesday, March 31, 2021
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
Quote of the Day
The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will say, 'Specify type of goat.'
-- Richard Jeni
Monday, March 29, 2021
Quote of the Day
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
-- Jack Handey
Sunday, March 28, 2021
Saturday, March 27, 2021
Friday, March 26, 2021
Quote of the Day
I want science to be taken seriously, because, after all, it's less ephemeral--it has a more eternal aspect than whatever the politics of the day might be, which, of course, gets the lead in the news.
-- Richard Dawkins
Thursday, March 25, 2021
Quote of the Day
Scientology, how about that? You hold on to the tin cans and then this guy asks you a bunch of questions, and if you pay enough money you get to join the master race. How's that for a religion?
-- Frank Zappa
Wednesday, March 24, 2021
Quote of the Day
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion.... Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough.
-- Aldous Huxley
Tuesday, March 23, 2021
Monday, March 22, 2021
Quote of the Day
I really only listen to like, German death reggae, and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s... and Bette Midler, obviously.
-- April Ludgate
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