Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
- The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
- Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!"
- The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly proportional to the cost of hitting it. For instance, a Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
- Your best throw happens when no one is watching; when the cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you in the head and knock you silly.
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