Sayings: | |
"EVOO" | 1 drink |
"Sammie" | 1 drink |
"Healthful" | 1 drink |
"Stoup" | 2 drinks |
"GB" | 2 drinks |
"Spoonula" | 2 drinks |
"Fry-o-lator" | 3 drinks |
any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for | +1 drink |
"Yummo" | 1 drink |
"Delish!" | 1 drink |
"Awesome" | 1 drink |
"How _____ is that?" | 1 drink |
creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation | whole drink |
"Garbage Bowl" | 1 drink |
"Garbage Bowl" as a verb | 3 drinks |
Presentation: | |
repeats herself | 1 drink |
talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air | 2 drinks |
makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm | 2 drinks |
voice cracks | 2 drinks |
forces a laugh at something not funny | 2 drinks |
mispronounces "foreign" words such as "paprika" or "tapas" | 2 drinks |
is visibly flustered | 3 drinks |
Cooking: | |
comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients | 2 drinks |
drops something on her way back | whole drink |
fails to provide a measurement and tells you to "eyeball it" | 1 drink |
provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. "about a tablespoon" while she dumps in a half-cup of something | 2 drinks |
uses a "secret ingredient" | 2 drinks |
the "secret ingredient" is nutmeg | 3 drinks |
mentions "the thing that makes you go Hmmm" | 1 drink |
"the thing that makes you go Hmmm" is nutmeg | 3 drinks |
creates a "healthful" meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat | 2 drinks |
makes a "gourmet" dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream) | 3 drinks |
expresses how good something tastes while she's still lifting fork to her mouth | 2 drinks |
takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again | 2 drinks |
ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal | 3 drinks |
Travelling: | |
leaves a crappy tip | 2 drinks |
rudely shoves her nose in something to smell it | 2 drinks |
claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner | 2 drinks |
wears anything midriff-revealing | 3 drinks |
Friday, February 03, 2006
Rachael Ray Drinking Game
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